In honor of the celebration of Tommy’s life, we’re delivering the worst car jokes we know. Apologies in advance.
Q: Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
A: Because if they had 4 doors they’d be a chicken sedan
Guy walks into an auto parts store and says to the counterman “I’d like new air freshener for my Yugo.” The guy behind the counter shakes his hand and says “OK, sounds like a fair trade.”
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A: “Robin, get in the car.”
Q: What’s the difference between a Ferrari and six trash bags of recyclables?
A: I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: What has six wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
Q: What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What’s the difference between a Fiat and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball more than 200 yards.
Q: What’s the easiest way to make your car run better?
A: Look at the price of a new car.