While you’re supposed to be working you’re buying holiday gifts this Cyber Monday. They say it’s the thought that counts, but if you put this kind of thought into a gift for your car friends, maybe you should just stick to cards and holiday form letters.
Faux Fur Ice Scraper
Scraping the ice off your windshield is a pretty thankless task. Doing it while looking like you’re giving a chinchilla a colonoscopy is worse. Neiman Marcus still lists this item in its online catalog, though thankfully it looks like they’re out of stock for this winter. Take it easy, Leona Helmsly: If you’ve got sixty bucks to blow on an ice scraper, you can get yourself a proper pair of gloves and a red Hoppy ice scraper instead.
24 Pack of Little Tree Air Fresheners
Nothing says “I care” more than a gift you can pick up while you’re in line for scratch tickets at Cumberland Farms. A gift that powerfully alters the smell of someone’s car is not far off from buying them Scope and a toothbrush. “Happy Holidays. You smell.”
Mossy Oak Camo Grass Cut Fender Flare Wrap
Apparently, this is a way to make it look like your $60,000 pickup has spent some time off-road. PRO TIP: Drive it around in the a mud a little and save yourself $179. Don’t get your loafers dirty, though.
Adhesive Chrome Air Ducts
Nothing says “I drive a 1985 Buick Somerset Regal” like wearing a Lamborghini hat.
What in the name of all that is holy are you doing in there that you can break the handle off your toilet?
Fuel Saving Devices
Get something they’d really like and start your Cyber Monday shopping at BestRide.com