They say it’s the thought that counts, but if you put this kind of thought into a gift for your car friends, maybe you should just stick to cards and holiday form letters.
Faux Fur Ice Scraper
Scraping the ice off your windshield is a pretty thankless task. Doing it while looking like you’re giving a chinchilla a colonoscopy is worse. Neiman Marcus still lists this item in its online catalog, though thankfully it looks like they’re out of stock for this winter. Take it easy, Leona Helmsly: If you’ve got sixty bucks to blow on an ice scraper, you can get yourself a proper pair of gloves and a red Hoppy ice scraper instead.
24 Pack of Little Tree Air Fresheners
Nothing says “I care” more than a gift you can pick up while you’re in line for scratch tickets at Cumberland Farms. A gift that powerfully alters the smell of someone’s car is not far off from buying them Scope and a toothbrush. “Happy Holidays. You smell.”
Mossy Oak Camo Grass Cut Fender Flare Wrap
Apparently, this is a way to make it look like your $60,000 pickup has spent some time off-road. PRO TIP: Drive it around in the a mud a little and save yourself $179. Don’t get your loafers dirty, though.
Adhesive Chrome Air Ducts
Nothing says “I drive a 1987 Buick Somerset” like wearing a Lamborghini hat.
What in the name of all that is holy are you doing in there that you can break the handle off your toilet?