They say it’s the thought that counts, but if you put this kind of thought into a gift for your car friends, maybe you should just stick to a $10 gift card from Dunkie’s.
Fiat 500 Cooler
Honestly, we would love this but it’s TWELVE THOUSAND FREAKING DOLLARS from those Countesses of Conspicuous Consumption over at Neiman Marcus. Lookit, if you’re interested in blowing twelve grand on us this Christmas, it had better be able to get us to work in the morning.
24 Pack of Little Tree Air Fresheners
Nothing says “I care” more than a gift you can pick up while you’re in line for scratch tickets at Cumberland Farms. A gift that powerfully alters the smell of someone’s car is not far off from buying that person a quart of Scope and a toothbrush. “Happy Holidays. You smell.”
Mossy Oak Camo Grass Cut Fender Flare Wrap
Apparently, this is a way to make it look like your $60,000 pickup has spent some time off-road. PRO TIP: Drive it around in the a mud a little and save yourself $179. Don’t get your loafers dirty, though.
Adhesive Chrome Air Ducts
Nothing says “I drive a 1985 Buick Somerset Regal” like wearing a Lamborghini hat.
What in the name of all that is holy are you doing in there that you can break the handle off your toilet?
Fuel Saving Devices