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BLACK FRIDAY: 10 Automotive Gifts We Don’t Want

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They say it’s the thought that counts, but if you put this kind of thought into a gift for your car friends, maybe you should just stick to cards and holiday form letters.

Faux Fur Ice Scraper

10 Worst Gifts - Mink Ice ScraperScraping the ice off your windshield is a pretty thankless task. Doing it while looking like you’re giving a chinchilla a colonoscopy is worse. Neiman Marcus still lists this item in its online catalog, though thankfully it looks like they’re out of stock for this winter. Take it easy, Leona Helmsly: If you’ve got sixty bucks to blow on an ice scraper, you can get yourself a proper pair of gloves and a red Hoppy ice scraper instead.

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24 Pack of Little Tree Air Fresheners

10 Worst Gifts - Air FreshenerNothing says “I care” more than a gift you can pick up while you’re in line for scratch tickets at Cumberland Farms. A gift that powerfully alters the smell of someone’s car is not far off from buying them Scope and a toothbrush. “Happy Holidays. You smell.”

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Truck Nutz

10 Worst Gifts - Truck NutzIf you buy someone fake plastic testicles in festive colors as a gift, please consider relocating to an uninhabited island.

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Mossy Oak Camo Grass Cut Fender Flare Wrap

10 worst gifts - Mossy Oak Camo Fender WrapApparently, this is a way to make it look like your $60,000 pickup has spent some time off-road. PRO TIP: Drive it around in the a mud a little and save yourself $179. Don’t get your loafers dirty, though.

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Adhesive Chrome Air Ducts

10 worst gifts - stick on air ventIf you have these on your car, you probably have a Morrie’s Wig somewhere in your closet.

10 Worst Gifts - Morries wig animated gifLamborghini Hat

10 worst Gifts - Lamborghini Hat

Nothing says “I drive a 1987 Buick Somerset” like wearing a Lamborghini hat.

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10 Worst Gifts - Car LashesSeriously. This is a thing.

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10 Worst Gifts - BrookstoneFolks, we’re trying to minimize distractions here, not have you foaming milk with scalding hot water behind the wheel.

10 Worst Gifts - DistractionsShifter Toilet Handle

10 Worst Gifts - Shifter toilet handleWe found a legit review on this product.

Looks very cheap and only have had it installed for about two weeks and the handle broke last night. Needs to be made out of something a little heavier since it is something that does get used and looks cheap. Loved the idea but needs to be made a lot stronger!!!

What in the name of all that is holy are you doing in there that you can break the handle off your toilet?

10 worst gifts - horkFuel Saving Devices

10 Worst Gifts - Fuel DoctorYes, with this $60 device plugged into your cigarette lighter, you’ll boost your fuel economy by 25 percent. Also, the Tour de France is going to be free of doping this year.

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Craig Fitzgerald

Craig Fitzgerald

Writer, editor, lousy guitar player, dad. Content Marketing and Publication Manager at BestRide.com.